Why Should Tom Hanks be President?

Tom Hanks should be president for many reasons. Lets start with the obvious...

His name is Tom Hanks.

Simple yet powerful, cordial yet omnipotent, pleasant yet mighty. Once you finally get over the fact that his name is godly you begin to realize that your life is not fulfilling. You aren't Tom Hanks, you can't be Tom Hanks, why even get up in the morning? Because Tom Hanks is better than you, and you can better yourself knowing you could never be Tom Hanks.