Why Should Tom Hanks be President?

Tom Hanks should be president for many reasons. Lets start with the obvious...

His name is Tom Hanks.

Simple yet powerful, cordial yet omnipotent, pleasant yet mighty. Once you finally get over the fact that his name is godly you begin to realize that your life is not fulfilling. You aren't Tom Hanks, you can't be Tom Hanks, why even get up in the morning? Because Tom Hanks is better than you, and you can better yourself knowing you could never be Tom Hanks.

Thanks

Where did the word 'Thanks' come from? Where everything comes from, Tom Hanks.
If you take Tom's first initial, add on his last name, you get thanks. See how simple life is when you look at it through Tom Hanks's eyes?

And take a look at that picture, tell me you didn't orgasm.